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Professor Malachai

He is the unrecognized genius behind much of SEP’s work.  He is an author and artist of considerable talent.  He has never been seen in public and is rumored to not exist.

Here we offer to you, our adoring public, previously unpublished essays, articles, and miscellaneous ravings from Professor Jonathan Edward Malachai. 

We must warn you, however, that the good Professor’s work is not for everyone.  It may contain ideas of questionable sanity, as well as bad language.  Read at your own risk

Why do politicians seem like forgetful, lying scum?  Find out now!

Ghostly Adventures.

Want to know how to get dropped from the Shreveport Times?  Here’s how!

We managed to sneak this out of the Professor’s files, just to prove he’s really a sweetheart.  Shhhh...don’t tell!

From the Professor’s top secret web journals.  Find out more than you ever wanted to.